Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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