We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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