My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
How's work?
Spinning.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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