he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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