Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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