How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Do vagina's smell?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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