lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Bring me that man meat
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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