Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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