She is in my trunk
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Floor bacon is actually really good
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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