i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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