That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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