fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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