Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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