She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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