She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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