Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are we still banned from the library?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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