I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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