Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm like, not good at living.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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