Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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