Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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