I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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