he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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