So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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