she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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