Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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