she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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