I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I will pee on everything he values.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
