Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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