I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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