Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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