You really coming over, don't trick.
plz talk dirty to me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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