Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is it because I queefed?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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