i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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