I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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