You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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