therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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