Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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