let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
