Fuck appropriateness.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
