Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
