Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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