If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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