Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
