Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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