I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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