No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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