Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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