big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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