you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
