yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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